« Loud Rumbling Noise »

I can see the dust cloud he’s kicking up behind him as he motors across the desert. He’s not seen me yet either. God knows how he’s missed me, I’m in a huge BMP – 2 Battle Tank! Maybe he’s ignoring me in the hope that I won’t unleash my mightly machine gun of fury upon him?

Sod that, I’ve got a missile launcher on here too! Right, trace him across the desert, put the crosshair right in front of his tank, right-click…

« SSCCCHHHHRRRREEEEAAAAAOOOWWWW … BOOMF!!! »

DIRECT HIT! Ace! How satisfying is that!?

Ooops, there’s a helicopter. Oh crap, its one of theirs and they’ve spotted me. Best try to do something about it then. Crosshair, angle up…

« WHOKKAWHOKKAWHOKKAWHOKKA … AKAKAKAKAK …. AKAKAKAKAK … SSCCCHHHHRRRREEEEAAAAAOOOWWWW … BOOMF!!! »

OOOH YESS! HAVE SOME OF THAT! I am on fire!

Oh crap, there’s another one! Oh crappety crap crap, Brett’s flying it. I’m a dead man.

« AKAKAK AKAKAKAKAKAK AKAKAK … BOOMCHUNKA!!! »

BBBEEEAAATTTCCHHH! Damn it, come on respawn, respawn. I’m gonna take you down!!!