You know when you sneeze?
You know, those instant completely unexpected involuntary sneezes that really take you by surprise?
You take out a tissue, wipe your nose, happen to look down… EEUUWWW!!!!
There’s a crapload of thick gooey phlegm on your top. Oooh, look there’s some more on your trousers too. That really is a mingtastic phenomenon of the highest order. 100% gack.