The key to customer relations management
Don’t send out an email that starts:
Dear XX XXXXX
…then continues with:
Thank you for recently entering our North Carolina Sweet Potato competition in conjunction with Sainsbury’s, Onlinetravel.com and American Airlines.
You what? I entered a Sweet Potato competition!? When?
We received an incredible number of entries and on this occasion we’re sorry to advise that you weren’t one of our lucky winners.
Now you’re just being mean :-(
If you would prefer not to receive this type of information please click here.
You complete numpties. There’s no link to click! GAAAAHHH!!!
That Jamie Oliver is desperate to get us to try something different isn’t he. Go on Olly, sweet potato and rhubarb, pukah tuka.
So, tell us the recipe you prefer for Sweet Potato. I like it roasted or mashed.
That’s not fair is it, I’d like to win a year’s supply of Jaffa Cakes, or something more useful anyway :)
How could a year’s supply of Jaffa Cakes be anything other than useful?
that’s true.. I always wondered how they quantify ‘A Year’s Supply’ of anything that you win..
One man’s year’s is another man’s week’s ;)
Especially when it comes to you and the magical jaffa cakes ;-)
They are magical.