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The key to customer relations management

Don’t send out an email that starts:

Dear XX XXXXX

…then contin­ues with:

Thank you for recently enter­ing our North Carolina Sweet Potato compet­i­tion in conjunc­tion with Sainsbury’s, Onlinetravel.com and American Airlines.

You what? I entered a Sweet Potato compet­i­tion!? When?

We received an incred­ible number of entries and on this occasion we’re sorry to advise that you weren’t one of our lucky winners.

Now you’re just being mean :-(

If you would prefer not to receive this type of inform­a­tion please click here.

You complete numpties. There’s no link to click! GAAAAHHH!!!

  • This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 at 10:02 am and is filed under General, Spam.
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7 Responses to “The key to customer relations management”

1. Simon on April 26th, 2006 at 11:22 am

That Jamie Oliver is desper­ate to get us to try something differ­ent isn’t he. Go on Olly, sweet potato and rhubarb, pukah tuka.

2. Weon on April 26th, 2006 at 1:49 pm

So, tell us the recipe you prefer for Sweet Potato. I like it roasted or mashed.

3. matt on April 26th, 2006 at 8:33 pm

That’s not fair is it, I’d like to win a year’s supply of Jaffa Cakes, or something more useful anyway :)

4. Olly on April 26th, 2006 at 8:45 pm

How could a year’s supply of Jaffa Cakes be anything other than useful?

5. matt on April 27th, 2006 at 12:05 pm

that’s true.. I always wondered how they quantify ‘A Year’s Supply’ of anything that you win..

One man’s year’s is another man’s week’s ;)

6. Olly on April 27th, 2006 at 1:28 pm

Especially when it comes to you and the magical jaffa cakes ;-)

7. matt on April 27th, 2006 at 8:29 pm

They are magical.