A Great Service

Phone rings. Its Alice.

Hi, we’re in Sainsbury's, in the beer section. What would you like us to get in for you for Christmas?

Winner!

3 Responses to “A Great Service”

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Alice? Alice? Who the fcuk is Alice?

[gets coat sharpish….]

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I think she’s liable to set fire to you ;-)

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Kinky.