Last week, whilst eating a bacon-and-egg sandwich, I managed to launch egg-yolk into my keyboard, necessitating a long and drawn out clean-up operation.

This morning, I was opening a bottle of Irn Bru, which unexpectedly did a fizz-whoosh thing and sploshed all over the very same keyboard. Another long and drawn out clean-up operation later and we’re back on track.

As Owen commented at the time: “You’ll be able to get a whole meal out of that thing soon!”